Long ago in a land below Arceus and Girataina were fighting
Arceus: YOU ATE THE LAST CHIKCEN NUGGET!!
Giratina: YOU CHANGED THE CHANNEL
- arceus and giratina cat slap each other*
Arceus: THAT'S IT YOU ASKED FOR IT!
Arceus: *uses bubble on Giratina*
Giratina: OH THE PAIN! IT BURNS!!
Giratina: It's payback time
- Giratina uses Shadow Ball*
- Shadow ball goes right through Arceus*
Arceus: You fool! You forgot your own typing stratgies! *uses shadow ball back*
Giratina: oh the pain
Arceus: ikr *grows a arm limb and punches giratina multiple times*
- Meanwhile in a Oran Forest*
Chespin: boy these berries sure are ripe today!
Nintendo: *is grabbing Oran Berries from trees* ikr, that's why I'm getting them.
- Chespin and Nintendo hear a disturbance*
Nintendo: Shh wait you hear that? *goes ninja mode*
Nintendo: i hear a legendary battle going on
Chespin: whoa wtf is a legendary battle
Nintendo: are you fuqing kidding me
Chespin: what you can't blame me! im just a kid!
Nintendo: *sighs* alright here goes, a legendary battle is when two or more legendary pokemon fight against each other.
Chespin: Oh. Hahaha I knew that..
Chespin: What are you waiting for? Let's go!
Nintendo: Whoa calm your Rapidashs. We still have to pick the ripe berries before they ware down
Chespin: are you fuqing kidding me
Nintendo: hey you never know when you're gonna use 'em. am i right?
So Chespin and Nintendo go ahead and pick Oran Berries from the trees and bushes until they fill up their baskets.
Nintendo: This should be enough for the day.
Chespin: No, you don't say?
Nintendo: Yes. Yes I do *puts on nerd glasses* Say.
- insert theme song that's basically a really long YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*
So Chespin and Nintendo climb up the mountains to find Arceus and Giratina
Nintendo: STOP RIGHT THERE ARCEUS
Chespin: dont you think its dumb to talk that way to the Pokemon god
Nintendo: it's a working process
Arceus: Who dares enter my liar
Nintendo: I do, and I challenge you to a Pokemon battle!
- insert battle music*
Nintendo: *uses Sword Dance* yeah I'm really pumping
Arceus: *uses Thunder*
Nintendo: *dodges and does a combo move of agality and swords dance*
Arceus: no i can not let this peasent defeat me
Girtana: help me
Chespin oh i'll help you
Chespin runs up to Giratina
Dewott: *uses Hydro Pump*
Arceus: oh sh!t im down *falls asleep*
Chespin: yo here's a tv remote so you can change the channels by yourself *hands it to Giratina*
Giratina: yo thanks *flies off*
Nintendo: wtf was that
Chespin: Giratina told me they were fighting over a tv remote and chicken nuggets
Nintendo: Oh.....well in that case *lays chicken mcnuggets on arceus' sleeping body*
Nintendo: Let's leave before he wakes up
Chespin: oh yeah!
Chespin: Talonflame!!! AWAY!!!
- A Talonflame comes and carries Chespin and Nintendo into the sky as the ending credits slowly approach*